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How Animals Eat Their Food
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
I DIED AT KANGAROO
(Source: unabating, via lifeisacabaret)
“Look, life’s messy. It… kicks you in the ass. That’s right, I said ass. But it does, it kicks you in the ass. And um… the messy parts are the best parts.”
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“On my honor as a Lannister,” the Imp said, “I will not touch you until you want me to.”
It took all the courage that was in her to look in those mismatched eyes and say, “And if I never want you to, my lord?”
His mouth jerked as if she had slapped him. “Never?”
Her neck was so tight she could scarcely nod.
“Why,” he said, “that is why the gods made whore for imps like me.” He closed his short blunt fingers into a fist, and climbed down off the bed.
(Source: dempsiejoe, via swordinthedarkness)
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